Idk why folks are so insistent on Peter being Miles’ Spider-dad. Firstable, Miles already has a dad who loves him very much but also, we all saw the same move, Peter Parker is no dad. He’s that one incomprehensibly strange asocial family friend who’s close enough to your mom and dad that you call him uncle but you’ve always wondered how in the world he’s such a good friend of your parents when he’s like… that. Like, where did they find this guy? Why does he regularly ask you for $2.37 exactly? Why is his beard only ever partially groomed? Are those sweatpants a biological part of him? Why does he smell like that? Not that he smells bad or anything but you know those people that just have a smell? He’s one of them. Then he finds out you two have one (1) whole thing in common and suddenly he’s trying to teach you all this cool shit but also acting super tsundere about it like he hasn’t always wanted to take someone under his bizarre wing.
You know the trope of the enthusiastic and extravagant aunt who loves to spoil you? Peter is the exact opposite of that. He’s a paragon of Weird Uncle Energy.
